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  • Writer: I think I'll make the girls dress yellow, I like yellow.
  • English teacher: The yellow dress symbolizes the loss of the girls innocence and her emergence into adult hood.
  • Writer: lol
April 21st, 2012 // 2,350 notes
gadiu-m: sorandomforlife: Everything sorandom and fun! LMAO
In the future...
  • Kids: Mum can I see your tumblr?
  • Me: of course
  • Kids: Mum... why is there lots of pictures of dad??
  • Me: Well sweetie Daddy didnt know I existed yet
April 21st, 2012 // 23,115 notes
most-awkward-moments: Have a dick that is so big, it drags across the floor? Then this is the blog for you!
t-i-g-e-r-p-r-i-n-c-e-s-s: i am the funniest stop submitting me these max, i feel like i have to publish them and you are not funny! :(
  • parents: why are you failing school
  • me: check my faq
April 21st, 2012 // 19,787 notes